#1

English for runaways

in Der Gaukler 25.08.2008 18:51
von Thor • Mitglied | 56 Beiträge
Brief eines Bayern an die NASA

GREET GOD
I WRITE YOU, BECAUSE YOU MUST HELP ME. I
HAVE
SEEN YOUR
SPACE SHUTTLE IN THE TELEVISION. IN COLOR.
AND SO CAME
ME THE IDEA TO MAKE HOLIDAYS IN THE WORLD-
ROOM. ALONE.
WITHOUT MY CRAZY WIFE.

I AM THE KRAXLHUBER. THE KING OF BAVARIA WAS
MY
CLOCK-CLOCK GRANDFATHER. I STAND ON A VERY
BAD FOOT
WITH MY WIFE. ALWAYS SHE SHOUTS WITH ME. SHE
HAS A
SHRILL VOICE LIKE A CIRCLE SAW. SHE LETS NO
GOOD HAIR
AT ME. SHE SAYS I AM A SCHLAPP-TAIL. SHE
WANTS THAT I
BECOME BÜRGERMASTER. BUT I WANT NOT BE
BÜRGERMASTER.
BUT I HAVE NOTHING AT THE HAT WITH THE
POLITICAL SHIT.
I WANT MY RUAH.

AND SO I WANT MAKE HOLIDAYS ON THE MOON.
WITHOUT MY BAD
HALF. BUT I TAKE MY DOG WITH ME. HE IS A
BOXER. HIS
NAME IS WURSTL. SO I WANT BOOK A FLIHT IN
YOUR NEXT
SPACE SHUTTLE. BUT PLEASE GIVE ME NOT A
WINDOW PLACE. I
WOULD KOTZ YOU THE ROCKET FULL, BECAUSE I AM
NOT
SWINDLE-FREE. AND NO STANDING-PLACE
PLEASE...

AND PLEASE DO NOT TELL MY WIFE THAT I WANT
GO
ALONE.
SHE HAS A BIG SCHROT- GUN. SHE WOULD MAKE A
SIEVE FROM
MY ASS. I NEED NOT MUCH COMFORT. A NICE
DOUBLE-ROOM
WITH BATH AND KLOO AND HEATING. AND WINDOWS
WITH LOOK
TO THE EARTH. SO I CAN LOOK THROUGH MAY
FARGLASS AND
SEE MY WIFE WORKING ON THE POTATOE FIELD.
AND
I AND MY
DOG LAUGH US A BRANCH (HÄHÄHÄ). WE WILL
KRINGEL OURSELF
BEFORE LAUGHING (HÖHÖHÖHÖHÖ)!

IS WHAT LOOSE ON THE MOON? I NEED WORM
WEATHER AND I
HOPE THE SUN SHINES EVERY DAY. THIS IS VERY
GOOD FOR
MAY FROST-BOILS..

WITH FRIENDLY SERVUS

FRANZ'L

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#2

English for runaways

in Der Gaukler 11.09.2008 08:04
von Celedor • Mitglied | 103 Beiträge
aaaaha! *omg* XD

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